my penis has been described as “fine.”
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biography
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“Throughout this whole rap of 44 bars, there are 496 syllables, and of those syllables, 215 are rhymed. That means that 43% of his syllables are rhymed, which is one of the highest rates you will find for any rapper. For instance, as quoted in this article here, Camron has a rate of .41 rhymes per syllable, Eminem has a rate of .38 rhymes per syllable.”
- An in-depth statistical analysis of why MF Doom may be the most technically accomplished rapper
don’t fuck with the mask
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i’m really sorry i don’t know what to do when you get that sad look but for what it’s worth it’s breaking my heart
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wow looks like this moment was a popular one from the Season Finale!
Thanks to auberginesareevil for making the GIFs!
meet catbug, your new favorite internet thing
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(Source: lexitrobe)
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World's Most Famous Man: The Awful Gender Politics of "We Saw Your Boobs"
So let me just get two things out of the way before I get really, really deep in detail about one specific aspect of the Oscars intro last night:
1) it was super, super-long and self-indulgent. Even by Oscar standards. It was like half an hour before anybody got an award and I laughed maybe… -
A Quiet Love Story:
Two introverts decided they wanted to keep each other, instead of keep to themselves.
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Excerpts From a Note Book
Exacerbation: the sense that any action taken will only make the problem worse. The argument could be made that the very act of rising out of bed in the morning is an exercise in exacerbation. This is a very cynical thing to say and I hope someday to not believe it. I worry about my grammar more than I need to probably
They make these little stone cubes you keep in your freezer so you can put them in your drink. A cute literal interpretation of “on the rocks.” Soapstone, they’re made of. Apparently soapstone is good at retaining a cool temperature, and has the added benefit of not inevitably watering down your drink.
Of course they never get quite as cold as ice.
Which they try to spin into a positive on the box; their “smooth chill” will never “overwhelm” your drink. I’ve got news for this box: some of us don’t mind an overwhelming chill. The overwhelming chill is probably why some of us showed up in the first place. Maybe some of us want all our sensations to overwhelm us. To offset the times we don’t feel much of anything at allI want to do dumb teenage things to your face and body
It’s dark and there is no way out of here.
who i am no longer matters. where I’d come from I can’t remember. my earliest memory is darkness. I’ve forgotten the last thing I ever saw. The only thing I can hear is a soft whimpering that I am forced to assume is coming from me. All i know for sure is two things:
it’s dark and there is no way out of here. -
rip
a little sliver of yourself
place it gently under my tongue
dissolve
into my salivary glands
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